Things you think about when you're awakened at 4:19 am while staying in a historic B & B

I'm currently on a press trip as a travel journalist. I'm sharing an entire B & B with two other writers I've not met before.
  1. Wow. Those birds are aggressive chirpers.
  2. Birds should not start squawking until at least 6 am.
  3. Stupid nature.
  4. I don't have to get up until 7, but I'll probably lie awake here until 6:58
  5. Is it lie or lay?
  6. Why can I never remember that? I'm a freaking writer. I should know these things.
  7. I wonder if this place is haunted.
  8. Wish I'd read the brochure about it.
  9. What's that noise?
  10. I'm surprised I can hear anything over those freaking birds.
  11. Go back to sleep. Go back to sleep. Go back to sleep.
  12. Why did I have to pick the ONE bedroom that doesn't have it's own bathroom.
  13. I was the first one here! I should have picked the best room.
  14. I'm too nice.
  15. If there's a ghost here, they're probably nice.
  16. If not, they'll pick up on my nice vibes and leave me alone.
  17. I'm hungry.
  18. Dang it.