Things you think about when you've put your house up for sale.
We recently listed our house. Here is a sampling of a day in my brain.
- •Why haven't we ever kept our house this clean?
- •I'm really tired of picking up other people's crap.
- •Maybe that's why women wore aprons back in the day. To have a convenient place to put everyone else's crap.
- •I should put my apron on.
- •Crap. I packed my apron.