Things you think about when you've put your house up for sale.

We recently listed our house. Here is a sampling of a day in my brain.
  1. Why haven't we ever kept our house this clean?
  2. I'm really tired of picking up other people's crap.
  3. Maybe that's why women wore aprons back in the day. To have a convenient place to put everyone else's crap.
  4. I should put my apron on.
  5. Crap. I packed my apron.