WHY SNUGGLING WITH MY DOG IS BETTER THAN ANY MAN
Proof that dogs make life better.
- •Izzy's fur is softer than any burly man I've ever slept with.I actually have a thing for hairy men. Go figure.
- •Izzy doesn't mind if I put my cold feet on herAs long as I'm not kicking her off the bed. She owns this bed as much as I do.
- •Izzy has no problem expressing herselfThe only command I've never been able to teach her "get outta my face"
- •Izzy doesn't mind if I want to spend all day in bed watching episodes of Friday night lights.
- •Izzy's fur is the perfect tissue for tearsCan't count how many nights I've cried with her by my side
- •Izzy is ok with me being clingyIn fact , she probably wouldn't mind me being more clingy.
- •Izzy is fine if I fart on her. I honestly think she secretly likes it.No worries about holding it in.
- •Izzy's fur is like a Mongolian pillowJust needs more maintenance
- •Izzy is a real life hot water plushWinter is never better.
- •Izzy gets me
- •Izzy will let me play whatever records I wantSo what if I play Sturgil right after Jamie xx
- •Izzy loves my familyShe is excited to go home for Christmas.
- •Izzy loves my friendsSeriously... All of them
- •And their dogs tooIzzy loves whisky.. Obviously (she is mine ya know)
- •Izzy will always listen to meEven if I'm making her pose for a Thanksgiving photo.
- •Izzy is all about hugsThat's a real hug
- •Izzy is the perfect dateWine, cheese & movie? Fine by me.
- •Izzy is my real life stuffed animalJust look at that face. Nuff said