Fight Club Rules of a Cuddle Party
Or how I imagine one would operate
- •1st Rule of Cuddle Party: You do not talk about Cuddle Party...
- •2nd Rule of Cuddle Party: You do NOT TALK ABOUT CUDDLE PARTY!most ppl just won't get it
- •3rd Rule of Cuddle Party: If someone says stop, the cuddling is overSeriously don't be creepy dude
- •4th rule: Two people per cuddleWe live in a civilized society...
- •5th rule: Only one cuddle partner at a time fellas....we're not fucking animals!
- •6th rule: No shirts, no shoes... NO SERVICEIf you have to ask, you know it's wrong
- •7th rule: Cuddling will go on as long as it has toOr until 10 because I want to catch the new episode of Mr. Robot tonight
- •And the 8th and Final Rule: If this is your first time at a Cuddle Party, you HAVE to cuddle.