Wanna Know What Really "Grinds My Gears"

Inspired by Family Guy
  1. People who try to step into an elevator before anyone can get out
    Cmon...
  2. People who try to get onto BART before letting anyone out
    Catch the theme yet?
  3. People who stand on the left side of an escalator
    That's what the right side is for
  4. People walking in packs who insist on walking side by side
    I WILL find the weak link in the chain
  5. People walking and texting
    Mostly into me