The best part about having siblings is that nothing they say offends you. It may make you angry, but you just say something even worse and you're even. My excuse is that I'm just trying to help them when I say things they don't like, but I'm not even sure if that's true. Maybe I just like to be annoying?
  1. Ethan: my hair looks terrible. Me: you need to deal with your body image issues. E: I don't like your hair either.
    Thanks for helping me with my body image issues. And for your honesty.
  2. Me, after after a previous conversation I don't remember at all: "Don't you know anything about periods?? Did I never explain this to you?? You can't be pregnant if you have a period!!" E: "Shut up!! That's disgusting! I can't talk to my sister about this!" Me: "You have to know! I have to tell you!!
    I feel the need to make sure my brother is educated in all the important things in life.
  3. Me: "Oh, you like a girl?? Let me tell you exactly what to talk to her about and how to make her fall in love with you!" E: "No."
  4. (While walking through Target) Me: I could spend hours in Target." E: "Me too." Me: "OMG, you're a woman." E: "Don't ever tell Dad I said that."