IDEAS FOR MY COFFEE TABLE BOOK ON BAND NAMES I'VE ALWAYS WANTED IF I WAS IN A BAND

Twenty years in the making
  1. Puppies with Rifles
  2. My Brain Hurts
  3. Too Small to Fail
  4. Chesterfield King
  5. Shave John's Beard
  6. Your Arrogance is Worse than My Ignorance.
  7. Did You See What God Just Did to Us?
  8. Peg Leg Assassins
  9. That Armor is too Strong for Our Blasters
  10. Static Commando
  11. To Be Continued.....
  12. Peace in Pieces
  13. Happy Friday
  14. This is My Boom Stick
  15. Hobby Farm
  16. Mouth Full of Areole