A NEW REALLY FUN THING TO DO

Every time you are going to say something to your dog like, "we'll go in an hour," replace it without thinking with something equally inane, here are my first five- though, like the dream you had last night, it's really only for your own amusement...
  1. I need you to go to the moon for a sec
  2. We WILL eat pineapples underwater
  3. "A thousand vegetables noon" is my name
  4. A stick, a leg, a straight thing...pass
  5. And that's how they get you
  6. After I get into NASA we're gonna pee in the pool til eight people die
  7. Sorry buddy, I had to sing a song about my fat ass and send it to Auntie Sissy while I peed (this was the literal sentence- I decided to stick with it)