Every time you are going to say something to your dog like, "we'll go in an hour," replace it without thinking with something equally inane, here are my first five- though, like the dream you had last night, it's really only for your own amusement...
  1. I need you to go to the moon for a sec
  2. We WILL eat pineapples underwater
  3. "A thousand vegetables noon" is my name
  4. A stick, a leg, a straight thing...pass
  5. And that's how they get you
  6. After I get into NASA we're gonna pee in the pool til eight people die
  7. Sorry buddy, I had to sing a song about my fat ass and send it to Auntie Sissy while I peed (this was the literal sentence- I decided to stick with it)