Having sinus surgery and I'm super pissed about it-normally I would suffer in (relative) silence but like my sister says, if you want a birthday party, be a fucking grown up and throw one for yourself
  1. Meat and cheese basket
  2. Competing meat and cheese basket
  3. King of all meat and cheese baskets
  4. Fancy fruit basket
  5. Cookie basket
  6. Muffin basket
  7. All your old time favorites novelty candy tin
  8. One balloons
  9. One small flower arrangement
  10. One large flower arrangement
  11. Someone I know to come in and insist on cleaning the apartment because it will 'make THEM feel better'
  12. Someone to take out all the basket and floral arrangement trash