People I Hate at the Gym

I belong to an LA fitness and it's great...except for these people
  1. The guy that frequently blows his nose and spits into the gym towels. You're gross and I hate you.
  2. The woman that typed an email with the keyboard click on IN THE SAUNA.
  3. The guy that lifts in short shorts.
    Like aren't you chafing?
  4. Everyone that brings their phones into the sauna.
    Um hello I'm nakie here and trying to relax
  5. The over affectionate couple
  6. People that take their shoes off while stretching