WARDROBE COUNTS

  1. I've just had another scintillating idea for our wedded life.
  2. Sometime(s) when we go out—to a movie, the theater, fancy dinner, a concert, whatever—I can wear some kind of vaguely inappropriate negligee that could still questionably pass and actual clothes.
  3. Then I could sit beside you all the evening and into the night,
  4. while we're doing whatever we're doing,
  5. and it wouldn't be until we'd finally made it back home that you'd at last be able to peel it from my body and have your way with me.