Astonishingly accurate, for the most part. Not sure why where are so many bowls of fruit and lesbians, though.
  1. Too true.
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  2. Wrong color, but basically.
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  3. Always giving face...
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  4. Singing, of course.
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  5. Is there nail polish in existence that isn't red?
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    Not in my world.
  6. Oh that's me all over.
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  7. A little ominous... 😕
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    You know what they say, "live fast, die young." Fuck that. I'm going to live forever.
  8. Haha, if I had a nickel for every time someone has said that to me...
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    ...I'd have a shit-load of nickels.
  9. This is just confusing.
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  10. 🌹
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