THINGS I WOULD DO TO GET DON JOSÉ'S ATTENTION
This fucking guy; the more he doesn't love me, the more I love him. But if somehow he comes to love me back, I'm sure I'll continue loving him just the same. Probably. Hear that @DonJose? Where is your precious Micaëla?
- •Dance dramatically with a rose between my teeth.I know, how cliché...
- •Flirt with all the other boys.Seriously. All of them.
- •Play to his ego."One man speaks freely, the other keeps mum and it's the other one I prefer: he's said nothing, but I like him." Shit like that. Come on, it's pretty obvious.
- •If all else fails, flash him my tits.