THINGS I WOULD DO TO GET DON JOSÉ'S ATTENTION

This fucking guy; the more he doesn't love me, the more I love him. But if somehow he comes to love me back, I'm sure I'll continue loving him just the same. Probably. Hear that @DonJose? Where is your precious Micaëla?
  1. Dance dramatically with a rose between my teeth.
    I know, how cliché...
  2. Flirt with all the other boys.
    Seriously. All of them.
  3. Play to his ego.
    "One man speaks freely, the other keeps mum and it's the other one I prefer: he's said nothing, but I like him." Shit like that. Come on, it's pretty obvious.
  4. If all else fails, flash him my tits.