Reasons I'm happy to move from Appalachia to Seattle in 3 weeks

  1. My husband thought this was cool.
  2. When I try to find where my family is on a Saturday.
  3. This is in the "mall" parking lot today.
  4. My son drinks "DewShine"
  5. Forget Gatorade after a football game, corn is what my other son prefers.