Lamocracy Law: Fuck Boyz
- •No longer allowed to use "Gentlemen" or "Nice Guy" Methods.If you are raised in the art of being a gentlemen then you have no right to use our ways in picking up women. Make up your own shit.
- •LABELINGFuck Boyz will be branded with the letter "F" behind their ear so that they will not be able to deceive anyone
- •SOCIAL INTERACTIONSFuck Boyz will be designated to social interactions in the following areas: Shopping malls, Buffalo Wild Wings, And Fast Food restaurants.
- •THE RISKY AGREEMENTIf a women chooses to date said Fuck Boy, she will have to sign the risky agreement contract. The Risky Agreement is a contract that states that while in a relationship with a Fuck Boy, the woman is not allowed to complain nor call for assistance. You deal with what you've got.
- •SAFETY FIRSTAll Fuck Boyz are subjected to STD testing, Monthly.