Lamocracy Law: Fuck Boyz

  1. 1.
    No longer allowed to use "Gentlemen" or "Nice Guy" Methods.
    If you are raised in the art of being a gentlemen then you have no right to use our ways in picking up women. Make up your own shit.
  2. 2.
    LABELING
    Fuck Boyz will be branded with the letter "F" behind their ear so that they will not be able to deceive anyone
  3. 3.
    SOCIAL INTERACTIONS
    Fuck Boyz will be designated to social interactions in the following areas: Shopping malls, Buffalo Wild Wings, And Fast Food restaurants.
  4. 4.
    THE RISKY AGREEMENT
    If a women chooses to date said Fuck Boy, she will have to sign the risky agreement contract. The Risky Agreement is a contract that states that while in a relationship with a Fuck Boy, the woman is not allowed to complain nor call for assistance. You deal with what you've got.
  5. 5.
    SAFETY FIRST
    All Fuck Boyz are subjected to STD testing, Monthly.