Lamocracy Law: presidential death battle

  1. 1.
    Ages to participate from 25-45
  2. 2.
    Weapons are allowed
    No firearms
  3. 3.
    During debates, candidates will fight off and kill animal.
    Animals of choice: cheetah, bear or anaconda. (No firearms or knives)
  4. 4.
    Any candidate that has religion driven agendas will not be allow to use in both debates & death battle.
  5. 5.
    Death battle area will be held based on the people's choice.
  6. 6.
    Referee will be a pissed off minority transgender.
  7. 7.
    Death Battle will be televised.
  8. 8.
    If a candidate wishes to withdrawal prior to the death battle, they must sacrifice their tongue and a ten minute fisting.
  9. 9.
    Presidential term lasts for 8 years
  10. 10.
    Finally, winner of death battle will be president and can choose Vice President after victory.
    Losers will be dead (duh)