Men I've dated

A look into my hopeless love life
  1. Peter
    I've dated three Peters, two simultaneously (hold your judgments), and they were all self absorbed. Probably the vainest I have dated and all possibly insane (Peter number one loved to look up poisonous spiders after sex).
  2. The Greeks
    Aristotelis, Angelos, Demitrius...I appreciate the Greek gods that have graced my life. They are true works of art and filled with passion. Also crazy.
  3. Random Russian boy from Brooklyn
    I think this one is self explanatory. Definitely the nicest, though we didn't date long enough for him to go crazy.
  4. My first love
    Definitely the craziest. This is the most traumatic relationship I've ever been in and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. He also had a disturbing amount of body hair and mommy issues.
  5. Moral of the story:
    Men are crazy too and that's clearly my type. Being single isn't so bad.