A Real Conversation I Had With a Customer at Starbucks

  1. I steam some cream and put it in cup. While thinking "why is this guy only getting steamed cream? Weird. Whatever.
  2. *Man hands me drink I made*
  3. Him: this is wrong. I ordered a half and half steamed cream but this tastes like milk.
  4. My thoughts: what the fuck?
  5. Me: umm...it is milk. That's what you ordered.
  6. Him: no, I ordered steamed cream.
  7. My thoughts: what in the fuck is going on right now
  8. Me: well, yes, it is cream.
  9. Him very angrily: WELL WHICH IS IT?! Milk or cream?? It cants be both! It tastes like MILK! I don't want milk I want cream!
  10. My thoughts: Fuck my life. This guy is gonna make me go crazy. Is this really happening right now? Why me?
  11. Me: okay. Um. Sir.....cream is milk. It's like a fattier milk. Both dairy that gets milked from a cow.
  12. Him: NO CREAM IS CREAM MILK IS MILK. IT CANT BE BOTH.
  13. My thoughts: lord help me.
  14. Me: i don't know what you want me to do.
  15. Him: make me what I ordered.
  16. Me: okay but it will taste EXACTLY the same. But okay I'll make you some steamed cream....
  17. My thoughts: you sick freak
  18. Me: here you go *hands off drink*
  19. Him: *tastes it* now THATS cream.
  20. My thoughts: I made you the same fucking drink you returned