How My Dad Sprained His Knee

  1. He got into town yesterday from Mexico and stayed at my nana's house.
  2. I call my nana this morning. First thing she says is "did your dad tell you he hurt his knee bad?!"
  3. Then she yells at my dad "come tell your daughter how stupid you are!"
  4. My dad gets on the phone and says "hey mija, I was out last night with friends drunk and skateboarding. I fell and fucked up my knee."
  5. I ask if he needs anything. He says he just needs to smoke and he'll feel better 😂
  6. I love that my dad doesn't give a fuck about his age and still goes out and does his thing. Even though it takes him a lot longer to recover now.