I Work at Starbucks and I Get a Certain Satisfaction Out of Spelling Your Name Wrong

Sorry, it's evil. I know.
  1. I don't do it all the time
  2. Only when someone spells their name out
  3. To the people that slow spell their name without me asking: Now I'm really gonna fuck it up
  4. Don't tell me "Sarah with an H" with all that sass.
  5. Congratulations, now your name is Sairuh
  6. "Umm my name is spelled wrong..."