I Work at Starbucks and I Get a Certain Satisfaction Out of Spelling Your Name Wrong
Sorry, it's evil. I know.
- •I don't do it all the time
- •Only when someone spells their name out
- •To the people that slow spell their name without me asking: Now I'm really gonna fuck it up
- •Don't tell me "Sarah with an H" with all that sass.
- •Congratulations, now your name is Sairuh
- •"Umm my name is spelled wrong..."