My Sock Situation Right Now
- •I'm only wearing one sock if you couldn't tell
- •I'm at Starbucks working an 8 hour shift and I only have one fucking sock on.
- •I forgot to bring a pair
- •The one sock is the sock that I use to wrap my pipe in so it doesn't break.
- •I'm wearing my weed pipe sock 😑
- •In the next 8 hours, milk, water, tea, whipped cream, etc will fall and splash on to my barefoot
- •Fuck my life.