My Sock Situation Right Now

  1. I'm only wearing one sock if you couldn't tell
  2. I'm at Starbucks working an 8 hour shift and I only have one fucking sock on.
  3. I forgot to bring a pair
  4. The one sock is the sock that I use to wrap my pipe in so it doesn't break.
  5. I'm wearing my weed pipe sock 😑
  6. In the next 8 hours, milk, water, tea, whipped cream, etc will fall and splash on to my barefoot
  7. Fuck my life.