Pinterest Fucking Disaster

It's all about presentation for me so this is a real fuck up
  1. I tried making a lava cake
  2. I fucked it up
  3. I blame Pinterest
  4. This was a huge fucking lie
  5. Yeah, nope.
  6. Fucking bullshit.
  7. Attempt this recipe if you wanna ruin your whole fucking day.
  8. Never thought a lava cake could ruin my day.
  9. THINK AGAIN LANA!
  10. Doesn't look too bad right?
  11. At this point I'm pretty happy with the result.
  12. Now it's time to flip these bad boys over because the directions specifically said "SERVE IMMEDIATELY"
  13. I didn't let this shit rest for one mother fucking second.
  14. I flipped a bitch real quick. Because that's what the directions fucking said to do!!!
  15. Fuck my life!
  16. Look at this shit!!
  17. This shit cooked fast though and I had some batter leftover so my fucking bright idea was to throw this bullshit out and make 2 more
  18. Except THIS time I'll serve them in the baking dishes.
  19. Fuuuuck!!
  20. The ice cream just melted right the fuck into the cake and it became this soupy substance.
  21. Pinterest darling, you know I love you but WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL ME TO SERVE IMMEDIATELY?!
  22. Also, the recipe called for WAY too much vanilla extract.