Things I Heard on Cinco DE Mayo
Coffee shop setting
- •Guy: oh shit it's cinco de mayo!
- •Girl: you mean cinco de drinko?
- •Guy: *looks over at me embarrassed she said that in front of a real life Mexican*
- •Guy on phone: hi, I placed an order for 100 tacos. Can I pick those up closer to 4?
- •Guy #1 to Guy #2: do you know what cinco de mayo actually is?
- •Guy #2: uh...drinking!
- •Guy #1: well yeah! But it also has something to do with the...uuhhh...French! Yeah, the French....well the French...uh invaded Mexico
- •Guy #2: Oooooh....