Things I Heard on Cinco DE Mayo

Coffee shop setting
  1. Guy: oh shit it's cinco de mayo!
  2. Girl: you mean cinco de drinko?
  3. Guy: *looks over at me embarrassed she said that in front of a real life Mexican*
  4. Guy on phone: hi, I placed an order for 100 tacos. Can I pick those up closer to 4?
  5. Guy #1 to Guy #2: do you know what cinco de mayo actually is?
  6. Guy #2: uh...drinking!
  7. Guy #1: well yeah! But it also has something to do with the...uuhhh...French! Yeah, the French....well the French...uh invaded Mexico
  8. Guy #2: Oooooh....