We Will Have More Plastics Than Fish in the Sea by 2050 Thanks to People Like Brian
Here's what I think Brian did that day. Probably pretty accurate.
- •Brian woke up and immediately made the decision to be a shitty person.
- •He called up his bro friends and made a bro trip to the ocean
- •First they stopped for Starbucks...because Starbucks.
- •Brian didn't take one sip of his drink. He wanted to wait so he can take a pic of it with a sweet ocean background.
- •Brian finally got the perfect shot
- •He then spent 20 minutes finding the perfect Instagram filter for his 'cool' pic
- •Then he spent about 30 more minutes coming up with a caption. Something along the lines of "impromptu trip the ocean."
- •Then the lazy fuck tosses his empty plastic cup at his feet.
- •Just left it there. Waiting for a gust of wind to blow it into the sea