Ways You Can Tell You've Lived Abroad for a Long Time

  1. Nobody blinks if you order drinks at lunch
  2. Not using the word "like" every 3rd word
  3. Having a 3-hour meal is normal
  4. Spelling words with "u" - flavour, neighbour
  5. Don't hear about mass shootings until day after it happened
  6. Get irritated when you hear American accent
  7. Using the metric system for things other than drugs
  8. You're 50% less funny in another language
  9. The contempt people have for the letter "z"