BAND NAMES OR OBJECTS IN MY LIVING ROOM

Probably both.
  1. Alive dead plants
    We all have them.
  2. Cat toy graveyard
  3. Eight pillow couch
  4. Faux peacock
    Carved out of wood. Tasteful - I promise.
  5. Glass coffee table
  6. White fur, black pants
    cats.
  7. Forgotten VCR
  8. Orchid of youth
    Really though, this orchid has lasted nine months now:
  9. Urn no ashes