THINGS EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER WILL UNDERSTAND

  1. Noticing your phone is blowing up before realizing you're logged into a brand account.
  2. Having anxiety dreams about tweeting personal news into a main account.
  3. Wishing speech writers/politicians would keep all sentences to 140 characters or less.
  4. Trying (and failing) to explain to your parents what you do on a daily basis.
  5. Feeling like the news is almost ~trying~ to break during dinner.
  6. Clearing your computer desktop of images, GIFS and screenshots every 24 hours.
  7. Knowing not to tweet between the hours of 5-7 pm local time because no one is ever online.