WHY IT'S GREAT TO GO TO BED EARLY

That is, if you don't have kids!
  1. Waking up at 6am without an alarm invokes a feeling of superiority.
  2. You can accomplish a lot by noon.
  3. DVR
  4. No person who goes to bed at 10.30pm wakes up with a hangover the next morning.
  5. Nothing great happens after 9pm unless it's the weekend and you're at a house party.
  6. Exercise
  7. Sneaking in one more espresso drink.