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Some people garden or write poetry. I collect pictures of celebrity chef Guy Fieri. Here are some of my faves...
- •This is a fine hobby.
- •Collecting photos of Guy Fieri is one of my driving life interests.
- •This is a splendid way to pass the time.
- •Making love to my wife
Life is hard. Let's figure out if Donald Trump farted today...
- •Who cares?
- •I didn't sleep well.
- •Worrying about Gawker's shift to all-politics.
- •Cancer. Is it cancer?
An unconscionable crime happened that night...
Truth as advertised
It's that time of year again! Feast on this frightening assemblage of ghoulish terror.
- •"God is a lie."
- •"Did I leave the oven on?"
- •The entire Aristocrats joke.
I did it. It's over. Can we all just move on?
- •Come on. Look at that face. It's positively turtle-ish.
- •I was bored and his face DOES look a bit tortoise-like.
- •Life is a meaningless void in which we are unceremoniously dumped into and then, just as quickly, snatched away from. Also, his face looks like a damned turtle.