Best Nicknames for Marijuana in Human History

  1. Weed
  2. Mary Jane
  3. City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
  4. Anxiety juice
  5. Jim Carrey
  6. DON'T BE A NARC
  7. SERIOUSLY DON'T NARC ME OUT BRO I SWEAR I'LL TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT YOUR PAID PORNHUB ACCOUNT
  8. Wait, you have a paid Pornhub account? I didn't even know that was a thing.
  9. Why? Is it the convenience? The selection? Seems a bit fiscally irresponsible.
  10. But who am I to judge? I Ubered 5 blocks recently...
  11. I was tired and you know life can be hard.
  12. Anyways, another good one is "dank."
  13. I dunno. I guess I sort of knocked the wind out of my sails. Seems kind of dumb to go on.
  14. What with all of the economic disparity, wars and suspicious absence of Luke Skywaker from the new Star Wars trailer.
  15. Oh well.