Why Did I Just Take Time Out of My Day to Photoshop Jeb Bush's Head on This Turtle?
I did it. It's over. Can we all just move on?
- •Come on. Look at that face. It's positively turtle-ish.
- •I was bored and his face DOES look a bit tortoise-like.
- •Life is a meaningless void in which we are unceremoniously dumped into and then, just as quickly, snatched away from. Also, his face looks like a damned turtle.
- •Because I wanted to make this list and show off my love of turtle/man hybrids.
- •See also that one Dana Carvey movie and any time a baby is forced into a TMNT costume.
- •OK, that's all. Carry on.