HOW TO BE ME IN FIVE EASY STEPS

Inspired by @jennifergster (but really you could just look at her list because we're the same person)
  1. 1.
    1 c. Baked Goods
    Anything all the time. No cooking goes on here. Baking only. The more complex the better (such as: peanut butter banana oatmeal chocolate chip cookies; red velvet Oreo truffle brownie bars; homemade chocolate mousse)
  2. 2.
    3 c. Yoga
    Do yoga. Teach yoga. Be yoga.
  3. 3.
    2 Tbsp. Cats
    Be a cat. Have a cat.
  4. 4.
    1 oz. RBF
    I'm nicer than I look I swear. Well. Most of the time.
  5. 5.
    1 whole Sarcasm
    Supposed to be just a dash but you accidentally drop the whole container in. Whoops.
  6. 6.
    Stir until weird and lumpy because I am not entirely stable or evenly distributed.
    Probably should recite some Harry Potter spells while you're stirring for good measure. Aohomora unlock the magic 💫
  7. 7.
    Say
    To the rules because this is 7 steps not 5. 💁🏼 sorry bout it