I'M DRUNK AMA

  1. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
  2. Who do you think is the most annoying celebrity?
    Suggested by   @lexie_elyse
  3. @lexie_elyse I hate the Kardashians
  4. What is your least favorite emoji? Why?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  5. I hate 🕷 bc I hate spiders but also 😞 because he looks sad and also bored @kate81
  6. Which are you more proud of:
    2016 Cubs or your Secret 🎅🏼 drag of @marymurphy
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  7. @BWN_7 my 🎅🏻 was more unexpected thank the Cubs and that's seriously saying something
  8. What's one thing you used to do as a child that you wish you still could do?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  9. @k8zinker play on the sidewalk/street with sidewalk chalk
  10. Where in the world would you like to live?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  11. @k8zinker LA, London, Capetown, New York, Chicago
  12. Is it a deal breaker if your life lover, partner, husband doesn't like cats?
    Suggested by   @jessicaz
  13. So long as they're willing to give cats a chance no. But my last 3 exes have all had cats sooo.....😽
  14. What the hell is wrong with Zoolander?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  15. @kate81 I just found it so dumb and not funny at all. I respect that some people like it but I thought it was stupid and I don't love Ben Stiller in general so I have no interest in giving it another chance.
  16. Suggested by   @BWN_7
  17. @BWN_7 trick question the answer is @k8mcgarry
  18. How many Suggestions will you get before @andersun finds out there's an AMA?
    Damnit.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  19. @BWN_7 14?
  20. What's your favorite alcohol drink and least fav?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  21. @k8zinker I love white wine and wheat beers. I can't drink whiskey.
  22. Where are you?
    And if the answer is not "home" do you have a safe way of getting there?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  23. @BWN_7 I am home now. I was at dinner with my mom she drove me home. 🙃
    I finished her wine so she was good to drive and I was not.
  24. Hottest famous actor over the age of 50?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  25. @BWN_7 George Clooney no doubt
  26. What's the silliest/worst pickup line used on you before?
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  27. @k8zinker when traveling with a coworker he asked to see my hotel room
    As if his didn't look exactly the same 🙄🙄🙄. But it worked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  28. How come pants come in two-legged versions, and not four-legged versions for dogs and cats. Asking for a friend.
    Suggested by   @eriknmichaelssrn
  29. @eriknmichaelssrn probably because the other two are presumed as "arms" but I agree they should be 4 legged pants
  30. When ✈️
    #TeamWindow #TeamAisle or #TeamMiddle?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  31. #teamaisle
    @BWN_7 I like to have the option of getting up unless it's a super early morning or overnight flight then window
  32. Would you rather have TSA Pre-Check or a designated parking spot at ORD?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  33. 100% TSA precheck is the best thing I've ever done
  34. Uber or LYFT?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  35. @kate81 lyft only. My uber app stopped working in May and I haven't looked back since
  36. Do I have to wait until the 14th suggestion before I ask a question?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  37. Should I finish my book or ask you questions?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  38. What would you serve a vampire to get him drunk?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  39. @andersun no that was a wild guess
  40. @andersun both always both
  41. @andersun a Bloody Mary obviously
  42. Who would you rather see drunk: a ventriloquist, a mime or a juggler?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  43. @andersun a mine for sure
  44. Mime*
  45. What's your favorite episode of Drunk History?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  46. Confession: never seen Drunk History 😬
  47. Did you not even enjoy the David Duchnovy conspiracy "hand-model" scenes of Zoolander?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  48. @andersun I do not. I did not find a single part of the movie enjoyable
  49. What's the best film set in Chicago?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  50. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
  51. Beach or mountains?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  52. Mountains
  53. Favorite book genre?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  54. Sci fi/fiction/Harry Potter
  55. Favorite film genre?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  56. Comedies
  57. Favorite show genre
    ?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  58. Sitcoms
  59. Who is the Sausage King of Chicago?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  60. I have no idea. The wiener circle?
  61. Which Parent Trap twin are you?
    I know the answer but I want to check
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  62. @k8mcgarry OMG WHICH DO YOU THINK I AM? I think Hallie??
  63. Will all these questions about Zoolander actually make you change your mind or will they have the exact opposite effect and strengthen your resolve against that sham of a film
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  64. @k8mcgarry its definitely one of those things where the harder people try the more I hate it
    It's probably not at bad as I remember it but at this point there's no turning back
  65. What's your favorite raccoon anime?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  66. @andersun 😂 I need to defer this question as I have personally never seen the raccoon anime
  67. Whoops: that was supposed to be, What's your favorite shoe genre.
    Shoe.
    Suggested by   @andersun
  68. They're cute and comfortable and they donate a pair to children in need with every purchase.
  69. Would you rather spend a week at magic camp as Luna Lovegood or Minerva McGonagall?
    Why?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  70. I'd like to BE Luna but go WITH Minerva
    Luna doesn't give a shit about what people think which is so admirable and Minerva is smart AF I'd love to learn alongside her.
  71. Are you joking you're Hallie af
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  72. @k8mcgarry omg yes okay I thought so 👯👯
  73. Would you rather — right now — eat a donut or Chipotle?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  74. Donut donut donut
  75. What about Mugatu? Did you enjoy his scenes in Zoolander?
    (Yes, I only asked so I could again share this pic of the Mrs and me as Bill and Ted with Mugatu!)
    Suggested by   @andersun
  76. Still no. Always no
  77. On a boat? On a train? On a bus? On a plane?
    Would you try Zoolander here or there? Would you try Zoolander anywhere?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  78. Nope. I would rather listen to a one sided phone conversation
  79. Who do you think is the most admirable celebrity?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  80. There are a lot of celebs that use their status for good. I've lately been obsessed with Chrissy Teigen on twitter
  81. Why do you think whenever @BWN_7 lures me into an AMA he disappears?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  82. Because he likes to watch Li.st burn
  83. The important question is what is your cat doing rn? You can answer with a picture if you wish.
    Suggested by   @sarahsolene
  84. My company only matches up to 3% of my 401k contribution, do you think I should continue to contribute 3% or just suck it up and go with 5%?
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  85. If you won't notice increasing to 5% on a day to day basis and the additional savings are worthwhile in the long run then go for it
    I'm all for saving for the future but only to the point that it makes sense. For me right now he minimum match makes sense. If I were planning for a family or retirement I might consider saving a bit more. @HisDudeness
  86. Cautiously...
    Zoolander 2?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  87. The FUCK there's a Zoolander 2??? hard pass
  88. Should I have the last Christmas tree shaped Reese's, 2 chocolate chip cookies or 5 Hershey's kisses?
    *cookies appear to be homemade
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  89. What will be your hungover breakfast
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  90. @Lisa_Fav coffee all the coffee and maybe a breakfast sandwich
  91. Forgot to ask what your hangover avoidance program is?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  92. @BWN_7 lots of water and chug an Emergen-C right before bed
    Coffee Advil and breakfast sandwich in the morning.