Inspired by @drugs
  1. Read too much into things
  2. Accidentally become a cat lady
  3. Romanticize minor interactions
  4. Hold a grudge longer than you
  5. Cry at the airport to cut the line
  6. Be 70% coffee
  7. Never learn to cook
  8. Blackout at my own wedding
  9. Eat so many cupcakes I turn into one