My first time participating in my family's pageantry for watching the Oscars
  1. My brother won't let you watch the oscars with him unless you dress up
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  2. Because he loves movies and has seen every movie nominated for Best Picture. Ever.
    It's something like 580 movies. He did it over a year and a half. It's nuts. Some old ones are hard to find.
  3. So I got all fancy like in my makeup
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    Tried to channel miss @magic but can't quite get my lips as perfect as hers 💋
  4. My mom decorated the house
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  5. And we have a red carpet
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    Pst hi Coko! 🐶
  6. We've got our statues
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  7. And my mom makes food that represents each movie nominated for best picture
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    And my brother has to guess which is which
  8. We make our guesses
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  9. And watch the show!
    Barring any commentary on the racial issues this year I think award shows are fun and are an excuse to stay up late on a Sunday and drink champagne in a fancy dress 💃🏼
  10. I hate selfies bye
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