Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. I have so many of these
    I had terrible roommates in college
  2. Which is why I now live alone
    With my cat
  3. The worst: my college roommate peed in my bed
  4. While I was in it
  5. Story time:
  6. She came home drunk
  7. With a guy might I add
  8. I woke up about 4 am to her sitting on the end of my bed
    Our beds touched in an L shape in our dorm room
  9. I asked her what she was doing
  10. She mumbled something incoherent like "ajsdbakwbsn bathroom"
  11. Me: "uh this isn't the bathroom"
  12. She gets up and walks out of the room
  13. I see huge wet spot on my comforter
    Proceeded to throw all of my bed sheets on the ground. Luckily I had an extra blanket in my closet.
  14. Spent rest of the night thinking of ways to get her to move out
  15. She was very apologetic in the morning and washed everything for me
  16. And luckily I had all of spring break to calm down
  17. Ended up not making her move out
  18. She ended up in rehab
    She's now 4 years sober! She is doing very well