📱MYSTERIOUS CONTACTS IN MY PHONE
Inspired by @LevNovak
- •Chris BagelPretty sure that's not his real last name
- •Comcast cableI have RCN....
- •Donovan the Cutiest KidYes, that is how it is spelled
- •Mike CanadaAlso likely not a real last name
- •Nate Dogggydog3 G's for extra dogginess
- •Patrick Starfish....just why
- •Ted ?stickeThe question mark says it all
- •The UniverseFor those extra existential nights?