📱MYSTERIOUS CONTACTS IN MY PHONE

Inspired by @LevNovak
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    Chris Bagel
    Pretty sure that's not his real last name
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    Comcast cable
    I have RCN....
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    Donovan the Cutiest Kid
    Yes, that is how it is spelled
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    Mike Canada
    Also likely not a real last name
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    Nate Dogggydog
    3 G's for extra dogginess
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    Patrick Starfish
    ....just why
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    Ted ?sticke
    The question mark says it all
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    The Universe
    For those extra existential nights?
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    Unty<3