THINGS BOYS SAID TO ME TONIGHT
- •Boy I was having sex with: "I'm more clean shaven than you right now"SORRY?? You're still getting your dick wet so I don't think you should complain
- •Boy with a girlfriend: "I love everything that you do"....😁😁
- •Bonus: and the girl who whispered to me as she walked past: "you can do better"
- •Happy St Paddy's?