THINGS BOYS SAID TO ME TONIGHT

  1. Boy I was having sex with: "I'm more clean shaven than you right now"
    SORRY?? You're still getting your dick wet so I don't think you should complain
  2. Boy with a girlfriend: "I love everything that you do"
    ....😁😁
  3. Bonus: and the girl who whispered to me as she walked past: "you can do better"
  4. Happy St Paddy's?