Things I Would Tweet if My Family Wasn't Following me
*family, friends, non-internet strangers who I'd rather not see/judge me. Congrats essentially defunct listapp, you're now outlet for nonsense that no one listens to or cares about.
- •If your night doesn't end with your male coworker being propositioned for sex by a gay guy in a cat shirt outside the strip club, you're doing work trips wrong#LA
- •When you wanna stalk your ex but too petty to give him the satisfaction
- •What does it mean when you're tired literally all the time and constantly feel on the verge of tears? (You know, other than "find a new therapist Leah")
- •I didn't realize it was possible for a pair of leggings to make you look both skinny AND fat at the same time.This "tweet" coming at you after I tried to take a yoga flow video for insta...which will not see the light of day
- •Do 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 try 👏🏻to 👏🏻shortpay👏🏻an👏🏻ACCOUNTANT 👏🏻