*family, friends, non-internet strangers who I'd rather not see/judge me. Congrats essentially defunct listapp, you're now outlet for nonsense that no one listens to or cares about.
  1. If your night doesn't end with your male coworker being propositioned for sex by a gay guy in a cat shirt outside the strip club, you're doing work trips wrong
    #LA
  2. When you wanna stalk your ex but too petty to give him the satisfaction
    Static
  3. What does it mean when you're tired literally all the time and constantly feel on the verge of tears? (You know, other than "find a new therapist Leah")
  4. I didn't realize it was possible for a pair of leggings to make you look both skinny AND fat at the same time.
    This "tweet" coming at you after I tried to take a yoga flow video for insta...which will not see the light of day
  5. Do 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 try 👏🏻to 👏🏻shortpay👏🏻an👏🏻ACCOUNTANT 👏🏻
  6. I can count on one hand the number of people who 100% care about me 100% of the time
  7. I have no sympathy for people who snooze their alarms 11 times and then complain that they overslept or are running late
    100% a direct subtweet at my boyfriend who was snapping me til 2 am and then complained that he had to rush and had a stressful morning when he "accidentally slept in" 🙄🙄🙄