1. β€’
    You have a boyfriend? I was going to say, you're not supposed to have one!
    I'm not?
  2. β€’
    So how many boys are you swinging these days?
    Ohh cabbie you know me too well
  3. β€’
    Monday's Jim and Tuesday's Tom what is today Thursday who's coming over on Thursday?
    No one sir. I am going to bed.
  4. β€’
    Once you feel the buzz, stop drinking, and then resume when the buzz is gone
    Tips on how to survive St Patrick's day πŸ€
  5. β€’
    I've been black out twice in my life
    Ironically one of those was St Pattys day
  6. β€’
    You look mature
    As in my age. That has literally never been said to me before so THANK YOU
  7. β€’
    I didn't know this was a troubled area and I went to get gas and came back to my car and a girl was sitting in it and she said "let's go home baby"
    She knows what she likes?
  8. β€’
    Duffys is alive and well just like Elvis in Memphis
  9. β€’
    Have you had Nandos? The chicken is good but the garnishings are better in London
    Thank you for your thoughts on garnish
  10. β€’
    Next to Lovers Lane used to be called Naked Pizza
    You can guess they didn't sell much pizza
  11. β€’
    Go home have some soup, a glass of Pinot, some ice cream, brush your teeth and go to bed
    Don't have to tell me twice sir πŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ·πŸ¦