THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO ME AT WEDDINGS

I'm a wedding photographer...
  1. Wow, they're some big cameras, are you sure you can handle them?
  2. You can photoshop that out right?
  3. How many pictures have you taken?
  4. I'm going to stand right next to you as you must know the good spots.
  5. I'm a photographer too!
  6. You must have a really good camera to get such good pictures!
  7. I hope you got some good pictures?
  8. You can make me 20lbs lighter right?
  9. OMG, I saw the *cutest* picture on pinterest, we should totally do it!
  10. I know you're here for the wedding but could you just take a quick profile picture of me for Linked In?