I'm basically the worst when it comes to adulting.
  1. Should I kill this bottle of wine and watch anime all night?
    Spoiler: I did.
  2. This Mint app just makes me feel guilty about my spending habits.
    I think $110 on new clothes in two weeks is pretty reasonable. I held back a lot.
  3. I can't believe I used the word, "affidavit" today.
  4. Walgreens guy: How are you today?
    Thoughts: Trying to decide if I want to overdraw my bank account for hamburger buns. Answer: "Fine."