*Spoiler alert* Women: if you are excited about having a baby this may spoil that feeling for you. But keep in mind, I felt all these things the first time around, swore I'd never do it again, and then did it again. Because kids are the best! (But now I will really never do it again.)
  1. Lower back ache
  2. Sore hip
  3. Red spots on skin
  4. Nasal congestion
  5. Stiff, achy fingers
  6. Constant urgent need to pee
  7. Occasionally leaking pee
  8. Inability to "get comfortable"
  9. Restless leg syndrome
  10. Insomnia
  11. Exhaustion
  12. Constipation
  13. Itchy butt
  14. Deeply itchy feet
  15. Itchy everywhere
  16. Difficulty rolling over/getting out of bed
  17. Nausea
  18. Pelvic aches and pains
  19. Perpetual sound of my own pulse in my ear
  20. Inability to breathe
  21. Heartburn almost all the time