➕OPEN LIST: THINGS I EAT THAT I AM NOT PROUD OF

I was raised in a very health conscious house. The result: never met a garbage food I didn't like. Here are some of them! And add yours please
  1. Fritos Honey BBQ twists
    I feel that the twist shape makes these chic and sophisticated
  2. Cheap chocolate
    You can keep your extra dark cacao artisinal shit for yourself. Bring on the See's Candy and any garbage from a bulk candy store.
  3. Samosas from the Whole Foods hot food bar
    I do not like to eat food that is open to the public for people to sneeze on and touch at will. But these goddamn samosas are very deep fried and filled with perfect mushy potato and it is so wrong it's right.
  4. Coke Slurpees
    711 is my church. A coke slurpee will cure all that ails you. The perfect garbage drink.
  5. Panda Express Orange Chicken
    HEAVEN
  6. Trader Joes Cookie Butter
    All aboard the express train to diabetes city
  7. Ritz crackers
    I can knock out a sleeve of these Mothereffers in 5 minutes flat
  8. Corn Dogs
    Mmmmmmmmmm corn dogs
  9. My food pyramid
  10. Trader Joe's Mac and Cheese Bites
    Suggested by   @mianguyen
  11. Pork rinds
    🙎🙍😏
    Suggested by   @teo
  12. Swedish Fish
    Given a choice, I would take them over any other dessert offered to me.
    Suggested by   @gabimoskowitz
  13. Gravy
    It can be homemade, it can come in a plastic tub from KFC or you can pour it out of a jar from the grocery store. I consume gravy like it is a beverage, not a condiment.
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  14. McDonalds Chicken Nuggets
    Suggested by   @dev
  15. A full pound of Very Cherry Jelly Bellies
    Suggested by   @dev
  16. Sour patch watermelon
    Suggested by   @esther
  17. taco bell soft taco supreme 😔(😀)
    Suggested by   @white_lightning