REASONS WHY I'M LATE

  1. I clearly must be dead because I am never late
  2. I think it's rude!
  3. Sometimes I want to seem cool so on purpose I try to be late but AS PER USUAL I end up being 5 minutes early :/
  4. I was always the last kid picked up from school and I vowed to never ever be a late person THANKS A LOT MOM