STUFF THE DEVIL TOLD ME WHEN I RAN INTO HIM IN THE TRADER JOE'S PARKING LOT TODAY

  1. Los Angeles is going to stay above 85 from now on. No more sweaters. Ever.
  2. Nobody was supposed to take Ben Carson seriously!
  3. Kim Jong Un is like, super cool when you get to know him.
  4. Even he didn't know there were so many Cosby accusers
  5. The devil is vegan now and he would not shut the fuck up about it.