STUFF THE DEVIL TOLD ME WHEN I RAN INTO HIM IN THE TRADER JOE'S PARKING LOT TODAY
- •Los Angeles is going to stay above 85 from now on. No more sweaters. Ever.
- •Nobody was supposed to take Ben Carson seriously!
- •Kim Jong Un is like, super cool when you get to know him.
- •Even he didn't know there were so many Cosby accusers
- •The devil is vegan now and he would not shut the fuck up about it.