THINGS I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT MYSELF FROM WATCHING "THE WALKING DEAD"

  1. It is in everyone's best interest, including my own, for me to die almost immediately after the apocalypse. Seriously, I will only be a burden. My anxiety will be off the charts and I will panic and make terrible mistakes that will jeopardize everyone's safety.
  2. That's about it. Just that I better go during the first wave of deaths.