THINGS I HAVE SEEN AT THIS HOTEL POOL 🏊🌴🌞
- •NEW BIKINI STYLE The new thing for bikinis seems to be that the bottom goes entirely up your ass. Like Brazilian style. Except this is America and I am not used to entire asses being completely out. Just like, the whole ass.
- •TATTOOSPeople who have gotten horrible tattoos in the 90's are now parents and it's upsetting. Lots of faded tribal action/ladies with a sun around the belly button.
- •TEENS ARE THE ENEMYThere is a crew of teenage boys playing some sort of game with a ball. They have managed to carve out time from their packed masturbation schedule to aggressively tackle each other and yell "BRO" about 12,000 times.
- •A MAN WITH A WIG THAT IS GLUED TO HIS VISOR
- •A LADY READING A DANIELLE STEELE PAPERBACK DRINKING A BUD LIGHT
- •EDDIE AND TAMRA FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC!!!!!!!
- •And lastly, DRUNK GRANDMA 👵🍸🍻