THINGS I HAVE SEEN AT THIS HOTEL POOL 🏊🌴🌞

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    NEW BIKINI STYLE The new thing for bikinis seems to be that the bottom goes entirely up your ass. Like Brazilian style. Except this is America and I am not used to entire asses being completely out. Just like, the whole ass.
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    TATTOOS
    People who have gotten horrible tattoos in the 90's are now parents and it's upsetting. Lots of faded tribal action/ladies with a sun around the belly button.
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    TEENS ARE THE ENEMY
    There is a crew of teenage boys playing some sort of game with a ball. They have managed to carve out time from their packed masturbation schedule to aggressively tackle each other and yell "BRO" about 12,000 times.
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    A MAN WITH A WIG THAT IS GLUED TO HIS VISOR
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    A LADY READING A DANIELLE STEELE PAPERBACK DRINKING A BUD LIGHT
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    EDDIE AND TAMRA FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC!!!!!!!
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    And lastly, DRUNK GRANDMA πŸ‘΅πŸΈπŸ»