THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN GO TO AN AUDITION

  1. Get a Pap smear. While getting a blood test. In both arms simultaneously.
  2. Hear all about your gifted child
  3. Eat something that I am pretty sure is going to give me food poisoning.
  4. Throw up in a public place
  5. Make prolonged and intense eye contact with my gynecologist while he is giving me the Pap smear.
  6. Talk to your gynecologist about his gifted child while he gives you a Pap smear?
    Suggested by   @gabimoskowitz