THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN GO TO AN AUDITION
- •Get a Pap smear. While getting a blood test. In both arms simultaneously.
- •Hear all about your gifted child
- •Eat something that I am pretty sure is going to give me food poisoning.
- •Throw up in a public place
- •Make prolonged and intense eye contact with my gynecologist while he is giving me the Pap smear.
- •Talk to your gynecologist about his gifted child while he gives you a Pap smear?Suggested by @gabimoskowitz