5 tragic ways I got dumped

We have all experienced it and have done it to someone. Both are not fun.
  1. Dumped after telling him I had gotten fired that day.
  2. Dumped on Valentine's Day.
  3. Dude disappeared. I told myself he must of died.
  4. Dumped last day of summer. He said he wanted to check out girls at school. Summer fling only I guess.
  5. He basically said, I am just not that into you.